By Tom Stosberg
Like vanilla? Then you’re going to love U of L’s opener. That’s what you can surely expect from the Cards’ defense.
Don’t get me wrong, nothing personal. I’m sure the Sycamores are wonderful young student athletes. Solid citizens, polite and of good character. But did you get the I-AA part? Hello?
You can bet that U of L Defensive Coordinator, Brent Guy, is not about to show anything that the Cards’ next opponent, U-Know-who, can capture on video. Won’t need to. Vanilla will be fine.
And don’t expect any sizzle on the offensive side, either. The mythical Offensive Coordinator won’t be giving any super plays away, assuming that he has…never mind.
So basically it’s a non-game featuring ribs, burgers, chicken and libations in the parking lot. Let’s just call it â€œpretendâ€ football. Then you can go home and put your little jammies on and watch real football on TV.
Won’t that be sweet?