Monday Morning Memos

Memos I need to send early Monday morning to folks associated with the U of L football program:

  • To the guy who determines the recorded music during U of L football games: Songs with words in them such as “Suicidal … suicidal …. suicidal” and “I ain’t your Superman” may be popular in some circles but they are not appropriate at Papa John’s.
  • The supervisor of traffic management: Get all your yellow-vested people and orange cones in place three hours before gametime. Standing by the side of the road watching as traffic snarls is a waste of everybody’s time.
  • To the guy who sells the roasted almonds at the concession stand: Cook the nuts before halftime so I don’t have to wait in that line 10 minutes for my wife and miss three minutes of the second half.
  • Second memo to the guy who determines the music: Let the U of L band play once in a while. The larger the band gets, the less music it is allowed to perform.
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Charlie Springer

Charlie Springer is a former Louisville editor and sportswriter, a public affairs consultant, a UofL grad and longtime fan.

2 thoughts on “Monday Morning Memos

  • October 7, 2007 at 11:07 pm
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    So, how much did you actually miss during those three minutes, except more misery of witnessing our heretofore crackling Red Reign fizzle to Red Embers?

  • October 9, 2007 at 1:24 pm
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    Maybe they would be more concerned with the cones if people in white four door cars wouldn’t run over them because they are in such a hurry to sit in the parking lot for three hours.

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