Memos I need to send early Monday morning to folks associated with the U of L football program:
- To the guy who determines the recorded music during U of L football games: Songs with words in them such as “Suicidal … suicidal …. suicidal” and “I ain’t your Superman” may be popular in some circles but they are not appropriate at Papa John’s.
- The supervisor of traffic management: Get all your yellow-vested people and orange cones in place three hours before gametime. Standing by the side of the road watching as traffic snarls is a waste of everybody’s time.
- To the guy who sells the roasted almonds at the concession stand: Cook the nuts before halftime so I don’t have to wait in that line 10 minutes for my wife and miss three minutes of the second half.
- Second memo to the guy who determines the music: Let the U of L band play once in a while. The larger the band gets, the less music it is allowed to perform.