Memos I need to send early Monday morning to folks associated with the U of L football program:
- To the guy who determines the recorded music during U of L football games: Songs with words in them such as “Suicidal … suicidal …. suicidal” and “I ain’t your Superman” may be popular in some circles but they are not appropriate at Papa John’s.
- The supervisor of traffic management: Get all your yellow-vested people and orange cones in place three hours before gametime. Standing by the side of the road watching as traffic snarls is a waste of everybody’s time.
- To the guy who sells the roasted almonds at the concession stand: Cook the nuts before halftime so I don’t have to wait in that line 10 minutes for my wife and miss three minutes of the second half.
- Second memo to the guy who determines the music: Let the U of L band play once in a while. The larger the band gets, the less music it is allowed to perform.
Maybe they would be more concerned with the cones if people in white four door cars wouldn’t run over them because they are in such a hurry to sit in the parking lot for three hours.
So, how much did you actually miss during those three minutes, except more misery of witnessing our heretofore crackling Red Reign fizzle to Red Embers?