The Kentucky fan manages to climb out of his car and survey the damage. He looks at his twisted car and says, “Man, I’m lucky to be alive!”
Likewise, the Cardinal fan gets out of his car uninjured, he too feeling fortunate to have survived.
The Kentucky fan walks over to the Cardinal fan and says, “Hey, man, I think this is a sign that we should put away our petty differences and live as friends instead of being rivals.”
The Cardinal fan thinks for a moment and says, “You know, you’re absolutely right! We should be friends. In fact, I’m going to see if something else survived the wreck.”
The Cardinal fan then pops open his trunk and removes a full, undamaged bottle of Jack Daniel’s. He says to the Wildcat fan, “I think this is another sign – we should toast to our newfound friendship.” The Wildcat fan agrees and grabs the bottle. After sucking down half of the bottle, the Wildcat fan hands it back to the Cardinal fan and says, “Your turn!”
The Cardinal fan calmly twists the cap back on the bottle, throws the rest of the bottle over the bridge into the river and says, “Nah, I think I’ll just wait for the cops to show up.”