Black Friday Door Busters

Get up early, time to go shopping, get some bargains:

For Steve Kragthorpe: New offensive and defensive coordinators, courses in Public & Media Relations and How To Manage Difficult People.

For Rick Pitino: Military-strength knee and ankle protectors for all players, and a resurgence in sales for Success Is A Choice.

For Tom Jurich: Special session of the General Assembly to approve go-ahead for capital construction projects, plus additional funds for all businesses on Floyd Street to renovate and landscape their properties.

For Jim Ramsey: A dismantling of the silos, enabling Belknap Campus to expand eastward with new on-campus dormitories.

For Jeff Walz: Full house at Freedom Hall for U of L Lady Cards against UConn on January 12th.

For Dan McDonnell: Solar heating and expanded seating for when the college baseball season begins in February.

For Disgruntled Football Fans: A new feature on Internet fan message boards that automatically deletes redundant posts.